I am generally skeptical about anime based on games, especially when they are rpg/shoot em' up games. Then add the ever so amazing era of the 90s to the mix and what do we have? Well, in this case we have Panzer Dragoon. The anime starts off somewhere up in the air with the army … Continue reading Crappy: Stop That Black Dragon!
No, that is not an exaggeration. While y'all are watching lovey dovey, cute anime this Valentine's Day I thought I would tackle a short crappy anime called BORN BY MYSELF. I actually got the message for once. It's about metamorphosis (because that's what the description on MAL said but I did figure it out all … Continue reading Crappy: This Is The Scariest Shit Ever – BORN BY MYSELF
I'm scarred for life. For life. I am not sure what I just saw but I think it was some sort of family drama disguised as art. Kind of. Until one piece of that art backed up against that other piece of art and showed her naked butt, with butt crack and all, and begged … Continue reading Crappy: Daughter, Strike Me On My Butt
It took me a whole day to get through one and a half hour. Three OVAs should take less than a day. It wasn't a case of me having to do a lot of thing, I had all the time in the world. It was more a thing of me not being able to endure … Continue reading Crappy: I Give Up – There Are Wings On His Feet
I must admit that I went into this one with my eyes half closed. Or rather, I was peaking through my fingers, waiting for a catastrophe to happen. 3.55 on MAL is a good omen for that to happen. Well, what can I say, Holmes good looks can't really save this disaster. Or can they? … Continue reading Crappy: Vampire Holmes – The World’s Worst Detective (And Possibly Anime?)
It's... I... No... Just don't watch it, okey. There is no point in watching it. It is worse than the one yesterday. There is no rhyme or reason to it. Some girls in giant robots led by a pretty boy, who is supposedly having feelings for one of the girls (it is unclear who but … Continue reading Crappy: Invasion Of The Giant Squid – Girls Just Want To Have Fun
What the fuck Japan? Since when did humans originate from Japan? And why isn't humans from Earth but from Mars? And who are these earthlings anyway? And why is Shinji in this crappy anime? So many questions, so few answers (make that zip, zero, none). Yeah, another crappy anime seen; Hametsu no Mars. This one's not … Continue reading Crappy: Mars Attacks – But They Are Humans?