What the fuck Japan? Since when did humans originate from Japan? And why isn’t humans from Earth but from Mars? And who are these earthlings anyway? And why is Shinji in this crappy anime? So many questions, so few answers (make that zip, zero, none).
Yeah, another crappy anime seen; Hametsu no Mars. This one’s not only crappy according to it’s score on MAL (2.33) but also in my opinion trash. Fortunately it’s only 19 minutes long. 19 very long minutes I might add.
So, what’s this garbage about then. Well, Shinji, sorry, Takeru is a highschool student who has been forced to, against his will by his father Gendo (fuck wrong anime), wear a robot suit called an Eva (damn it, wrong anime again) called MARS. Earth is invaded by these Angels (for fucks sake Lina, get a grip) Ancients that are fighting humanity for some unknown reason. Shinj…Takeru has some girl soldiers at his aid that are more or less useless in killing these Ang…Ancients since Sh…Takeru is the only one who can kill them. Anyway, this robot thingy MARS is made out of scrap metal from a space craft/vessel/thing that crashed in space (I am gonna take it when they tried to enter the atmosphere). It is a bit unclear why they crashed and how they got all the pieces down from space but they did and they built this robot suit and forced poor, protesting Takeru into it.
I don’t know, it’s just stupid. There are monsters or what not called Ancients wreaking havoc in Tokyo (or possibly the world) and kids who are supposed to kill them. There is a scientist who is trying to figure out the origin of said monsters. The kid in the suit is chosen because of his DNA.
What can I say, if Neon Genesis Evangelion is a masterpiece this is the excrement they left behind when they cleaned up after the angels were gone.
But the music is absolutely amazing. It’s classical music from the great masters; Beethoven, Chopin, Satie. That I have to give them, the music is a 10. The rest, not so much.
If you for some strange reason want to see this crap you can find it on YouTube.