Today, boys and girls, we are gonna talk about love. Love between a ten year old and a 15 year old. It’s cute yeah, a ten year old falling in love with a 15 year old. Oh, but wait, it’s the other way around, the 15 year old falling in love with the ten year old. Oh fuck! What a nasty guy, falling for a little loli like that. And a cute one at that. Right? *noise when something is wrong* Again, the other way around, it’s the girl. It is the fucking girl!
She is the most annoying little loli looking girl in this world. She could be the ten year old while that tall, hot (yeah, he’s got a nice body that stupid (for his age he really is just a ten year old so it’s not fair to call him stupid. The funniest thing he likes to say is poop and wiener. That is kind of stupid though.)) boy could be the teenager. At least by look. By way, not so much. And she doesn’t have a pair of gigantic boobs sticking out in the front so kudos for that. That would have only made her one notch more annoying.
Well, why is she annoying then? Just look at her. She’s tiny, she’s got that pitchy, whiny, insecure, stuttering voice, she’s blushing all the time and she imagines things.
I’m going to be pollinated – Kanade 10 years old
But the most annoying part about her is the fact that even though she pretty soon realises that he is ten she gets involved romantically with him. Well, as romantically as it can get with a ten year old who has no idea what a relationship is or what love is about. He loves his buddies the same way he loves his pokemon cards. Well, as a matter of fact he fights one of his friends for his own girlfirend with said pokemon card. Fortunately for Kaho, the girl, he wins. Otherwise she would have seen herself with a new boyfriend. That’s just how it goes in a ten year olds love life. At another point they play rock, paper, scissor to determine wether or not Kanade shall rock a hula hoop a 100 times (or is it 1000. I can’t remember, it doesn’t matter, it is the stupidity that counts). If he fails he is gonna break up with Kaho. Kaho accepts the terms. Idiot!!! He breaks up with her. Of course. Because he is ten and sucks at hula hoops and, did I mention he is ten? Don’t fear my friends, they find their way back to each other again.
Kaho is one of those girls that shouldn’t be allowed ner any children that happen to be a little bit more evolved than other kids. The bad news here is that not only is Kanade extremely mature (bodywise) but his two friends are too. That makes Kaho even more confused and the stuttering and blushing is just going on and on. All while she actually have someone in the house they all share who is in love with her. But all she sees is this stupid ten year old and his little backpack and recorder.
This is where I am starting to seriously question myself as to why I actually watched Hatsukoi Monster. There is a lot of comedy in it but is it worth it when you are mostly annoyed more or less through out the whole story? Well, Kanade’s dad is hot. So, there’s a plus. There is a girl who has a severe panty sniffing fetisch. Kanade-daddy-panties that is. She’s a monster at times. And also, as seen above, the college student with his borderline yandere persona. He is so mean to Kaho it is amusing. There are more interesting people in the house that weighs up for the annoying little element called Kaho. But yeah, she’s so fucking annoying she the least funny of them all. But, Kanade wrote a lovely love song for her. (listen to it, it is hilarious)